"The Weaver's Tale" is a lesson in the London Crash Course. The player must drive across London Bridge, avoiding a slalom of parked SUVs, to reach the checkpoint by the Houses of Parliament, before the timer strikes zero. Hit Or Miss in the San Francisco Crash Course also uses a slalom as its basis, and slaloms return to London in the Final Exam.

In the early beta versions, the obstacles are dark red sports cars instead.