List of Cop Quotes

This is a list of cop quotes for when the player fully damages their vehicle and is unable to continue racing in Midtown Madness. They are heard at the race's end when the player is in full damage mode. They are provided by Marty Lennartz, who also does the voice-over for the race sportscaster, whom these quotes replace.

Cop Quotes (Audio File Cont. 43)

Quote	Heard When	Audio File
What's the Problem?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Do you know why I stopped you?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Hey pal, where's the fire?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Speedo Broken, huh buddy?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Gas petal's stuck, huh buddy?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
You know what the speed limit is around here?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Step out of the car!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Turn off the engine!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Place your hands on your head!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Throw the keys out now!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Where'd you get your license buddy, a vending machine?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Keep your hands where I can see them!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Keep your hands in view!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Driver, turn off the vehicle!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Step away from the car!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Step out of the car!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Is everybody okay in there?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Are there any injuries?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Throw the keys out now!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
Put your hands on your head and throw out the doughnuts!	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.	Varient #1: Varient #2:
What is your major malfunction?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.
I guess you were feeling lucky. Huh, punk?	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.
What we have here, is a failure to communicate.	Player crashes their own vehicle and cops catch up to it.